Due, I have no doubt, to my total awesomeness, this morning I was awarded the honor of being an Honorary Chairman of the Business Advisory Council. This dubious distinction has been annointed upon me by the National Republican Congressional Committee and my local congressman Tom Cole. How fucking awesome am I?Oh, wait. Tom Cole is actually a Republican Congressman from the 4th district of Oklahoma (where I’ve never felt welcome, I might add). Also, when you call, they play a pre-recorded message from good old Tommy Boy, and then proceed to solicit a $500 “donation”. Upon some diligent Googling, I also discovered others who have received similar calls. Anyway, the upside is that they offered a gavel and a framed certificate…which I gladly accepted. Who the heck wouldn’t want a gavel?!