Now that many of us are in our early, mid or late thirties (or older), some of the males are trending towards dating younger women, i.e. females 10+ years their junior, or crazy women of any age.

This has been happening since the dawn of time and occurs for many completely understandable reasons. Younger women are appealing for their inexperience, bubbly energy, hero worship, firm, supple bodies and alleged lack of baggage and bitterness that reportedly comes with age, while crazy women are frequently hot and supposedly amazing in bed. Like, holy shit amazing. Like guys get a look on their faces while thinking about it.

This is fine until the young and/or crazy woman does something immature and/or crazy because well, she is young and/or totally fucking crazy, which we all knew from the get-go, and then the men start running around with their hands in the air, like “Oooohhhhh, what the hell is happening?”. And then we older ladies can’t help but think, “Whoa, I hope she was fucking mind-blowing (and other kinds of blowing) in bed because she sure is flipping out now!”

[To clarify, by "crazy", I'm not talking about the seemingly quirky but sweet woman who suddenly stalks you. I am talking about the blatantly nuts, screams and removes her clothing in bars type of crazy, and I believe you guys know of whom I speak. There is a name for guys who are solely attracted to these types: Nut Fuckers.]

Here’s my proposal: men, if you knowingly are dating a younger and/or crazier woman, and she does something a young or crazy person might do, please share your complaints and bitching only with your other male friends, who can properly sympathize and empathize. In return, we women will refrain from telling you about the exploits of our asshole/unfaithful boyfriends (though I’ve generally bucked both trends) about whom you tried to warn us.