NYC’s best and brightest parasites milk the WTC tragedy: t-shirts and flags for sale with all proceeds going to some rat bastard in Queens named Joey. A 30-year-old man is caught calling in bomb threats (to elementary schools) because he keeps using the same payphone until the calls are traced and the cops come.

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