Thanks to the “diligent” work of “scientists” intent on ruining all of our best yarns, now it turns out that, in fact, it’s most probable that Moses was high on powerful psychotropic drugs when he scaled Mount Sinai and “heard God” deliver the Ten Commandments. According to these “scientists”, this use of mind-altering substances was an integral part of many religious rites performed by the Israelites at the time. Of note, this particular scientist has also taken some of these drugs himself.

If we could be permitted to take this to the next logical conclusion, then after hearing Francis Collins tell Terry Gross that all of his work on the Human Genome Project is only further proof of “God’s brilliance”, maybe it’s safe to assume that a portion of the scientific community is “dabbling” a bit much in their own research.  Maybe if someone could get the pipe away from Francis for just a minute, we’d stop having to watch “Intelligent Design” gain traction in the fly-over-states.